Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it glows. i had to have it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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