12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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