Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
they need to just BURY HIM!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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