I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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