I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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