It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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