I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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