We're facebook friends in real life
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize
