I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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