Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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