butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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