I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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