Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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