3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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