All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
