we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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