woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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