yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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