This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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