Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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