Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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