I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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