I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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