CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
