paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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