We won't sleep together?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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