So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So many bounce houses so little time
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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