Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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