Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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