What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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