Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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