Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm always down for nudity.
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