I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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