dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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