just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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