Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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