Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She bit a glass in half.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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