My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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