You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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