i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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