I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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