My sheets look like a crime scene.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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