I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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