You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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