If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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