I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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