Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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