Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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