That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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