You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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