doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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