Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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