he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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