Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
