Plan B is the new Plan A
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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