Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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