you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Actions speak louder than pants.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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