I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
kristin has been a bad kristin
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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